1. make them angry and irritated with you - you hardly hear compliments but mostly complains!
2. doll youself up as if you are a superstar, when you are actually not - people remember pretty things.
3. make yourself as ugly as possible - people pity ugly people.
4. make more friends - so there are people who can rmb you.
5. die, is a weird manner, best if its at your own home - so you'll be reported on news and your face will be shown in the first page of Today's.

OKAY.. so random. I was just wondering...